Today...

Ok considering everyone had the last couple of nights off

Todays word is...

Break

As I am now back, I will do the word chain for today. Today's word is...

Nocturnal.

I've noticed the word chain isn't as popular as it once was so if there are no players on this one I will scrap it regardless of whether Mahima kills me or not!

Ok todays word is...

Stereo

Hi all

Can we PLEASE have some more contributors?

Where's everyone else gone???

Ok todays word is...

Dreaming

Today's word is...

Music

1) For your information, please. (FYI)
Meaning: I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it.

2) Noted and returned.
Meaning: I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it little while.

3) Review and comment.
Meaning: Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.

4) Action please.
Meaning: Get yourself involved for me. Don't worry; I'll claim the credit.

5) For your necessary action.
Meaning: It's your headache now.

6) Copy to.
Meaning: Here's a share of my headache.

7) For your approval, please.
Meaning: Put your neck on the chopping board for me please.

8) Action is being taken.
Meaning: Your correspondence is lost and I am trying to locate it.

9) Your letter is receiving our attention.
Meaning: I am trying to figure out what you want.

10) Please discuss.
Meaning: I don't know what the HELL this is, so please brief me.

11) For your immediate action.
Meaning: Do it NOW! Or I will get into serious trouble.

12) Please reply soon.
Meaning: Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient.

13) We are investigating/processing your request with the relevant authorities.
Meaning: They are causing the delay, not us.

14) Regards.
Meaning: Thanks and bless you for reading all the bullshit.

ooh new teritiory, bloody sapphire melding it into her pro account! well my today involves me being here at last

Ok today's word is.....

Micro

Todays word is.......

Rendezvous.

Have fun

Today's word is...

Ostentatious.

I almost forgot to do it!

Today’s word chain has already been posted although it is not going very well; it has been rhymed and seems to have gone completely wrong. Would you like another word or will you save the other one? Your choice! 

If you are a co-author or would like to be a co-author you have the chance to be a guest blogger on the 'Word Chain' posts. The guest blogger(s) will be required to do the word chain on one or several of the days depending on how many times you would like to. If you would like to partake then please do leave a comment. I'm sure Mahima would appreciate it!

*This is basically because I cannot be bothered to do it for 2 weeks.*

You know the rules, if not, bad luck because I don't know them!

Todays word is....

Perturbed!

Go and make your word chains.

PS. Don't whine missy, you should be grateful I did this at all!

I am going to write out as many of the rules as I can be bothered to now.

Official Rules:

• The word must be related to a word previously stated. You must first say the word you are linking from, and then your own word, which should be seperated with a simple dash (-)
• You do not need to explain why or how they link, but if it links by some hilarious story in your past, feel free to share!
• The words must be as random as possible, but even if they are not random, please feel free to contribute.
• Apart from those three, there are no rules set in stone, but if anyone would like to see any rules tried or any changes made, please feel free to write them in a comment or send them in a private message.

Ventilation

Have fun!

-Mahima

I can't be bothered to type the rules right now. will edit them in in a few minutes.

But the word is...

Socks (curtesy of my sister)

-Mahima

If I have Missed anyone This is an Invite to he Party tonight

Ok, now, read the rules from the previous one. Basically, write a word that link to the word before.
And a new rule, curtesy of RamblingChris, you must explain the link so that us thick peoples can understand it!

And by the way, the more random, the better!!!

Today's word is...

Curtain

Ever had coffee at work?

wonder why is tastes like old socks boiled in water and poured out in cups from the machine?

I wonder why? Why does it taste so vile? maybe because they dont really want us to drink any coffee at work and are trying to deter us (cost cutting)

No coffee beans only used socks boiled!!

At times I actually spot a cockroach running wild and feel wow my woek place honours all living forms and believe in peaceful co-existance.

I am violent when I see a bug I need to kill it squash it under my shoes if needed

But, my work place is teaching me the art of "love thy creatures"

I enter the office Pantry and feel aaah here I feel like I have gone back to nature with roaches running around and the odour of sour milk .

We should learn from my office-they refuse to keep Mineral water and we drink tap water (same connection from tanks to all places including the toilets)

Also they dont supply disposable cups and expect everyone to bring their own mugs!!

We are so eco friendly

READ THE INSTRUCTIONS PROPERLY! It seems some silly people (Chris!) could not read the instructions!

I will give one word, and the next person must give a word that somehow links to the previous one. doesn't matter how. it should just link. The more random the link, the better!

Here goes attempt number two (we'll get it right eventually)

The word is...

Ball (curstesy of alecweston)

I have had one comment apologising for commenting on this blog, I don't want that. No matter who you are or what has gone on, anyone is welcome to comment if their friends are co-authors or even if they are not. Think of this as a community blog, anyone can be co-author, anyone can comment.

Ok, since this is the first one, I shall explain. I will (or whoever else starts it will) give one word in this blog.
Whoever posts a comment must give a random word that has something to do with the word above. Doesn't matter if someone else writes a comment to the same word. We can start a few chains of words. Lets hope this works.

Today's random word is:

Pudding

1. How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall? Dam!

This blog is replacing the old Today blog, if you were or would like to be a co-author then just leave a comment and you will be re-added.